I had a doctor's appointment today...endocrinologist. This is the depressing conversation I had with the nurse:
Nurse: I need you to step on the scale, Kelly.
Nurse: Oh my gosh! You've lost 32 pounds since the last time you were here! Congratulations!
What's your secret?! How did you manage to do that?!
Kelly: I had a baby. (said in flat voice)
I'm not really sure you can hear the disappointment in the nurse's voice as you read what I've typed, but let's just say that the nurse felt that having a baby was a total cop-out of a reason. She was imaging blood, sweat, and tears of a different kind.
I'm not going back to that doctor ever again.