I have often joked that there are two men on this earth that I would like to stone:
1) The man who invented the hand air dryers in public bathrooms (no woman would have invented this...and plus, why are the patents always 'pending'?....haven't they been around for decades...are people actually arguing over who invented these???)
2) The man who thought of ESPN Classics....where every game is a 'good game'.
I have decided this week to add a third man to my little stoning party.
#3) The man who thought of releasing millions of Asian beatles to eliminate the supposed aphid problem in soybeans.
I am so tired of killing these bugs, vacuuming them up, them hitting my face as I walk outside, grabbing corpses found in Colby's hands.
Yes, these are three men I have issues with.